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rm_devlinvash5 56/M
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Introduction
I 'm healthy and in shape,drug free and now single so I'm looking forward to meeting a women who's the same. I'm a bit of a romantic, I'm laid back and old fashioned. I pick up the checks and open doors. I'm a one on one type person but like most guys I've had the fantasy of 2 women at once.:D
It's been ages since I been on FriendFinders but someones is having fun with my profile name across the internet..nice! By the way, Assholes, FriendFinders are the same domain just different names. in other words, a mirror site but different portals.
BUT, I've no shame. I do like sex with angry midget shemale clowns with tiny hands but large penises. I'M TOO OLD TOO GIVE A SHiT and I NEVER HAD A GOOD REPUTATION ANYWAY.
My Ideal Person A woman who wants to go out or stay in and have fun. Someone who takes care of themselves and don't let themselves go hair, nails Etc... I've dated women who are ample sized but I prefer ladies who likes to stay in shape like I do. I like the women who's a "Lady" in public but the "Whore" in bed.
I like to masturbate to naked pictures of Betty White and collect naked pictures of Flavor Flav. On a good days I can shit small furniture on a bad days I fart clown shoes. I like to vacuum clean my genitals and blow snow bubbles out of my ass.
My Ideal Person A woman who wants to go out or stay in and have fun. Someone who takes care of themselves and don't let themselves go hair, nails Etc... I've dated women who are ample sized but I prefer ladies who likes to stay in shape like I do. I like the women who's a "Lady" in public but the "Whore" in bed.
I like to masturbate to naked pictures of Betty White and collect naked pictures of Flavor Flav. On a good days I can shit small furniture on a bad days I fart clown shoes. I like to vacuum clean my genitals and blow snow bubbles out of my ass.
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Candle Wax, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Blindfolds, Massage
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level
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Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women or Couples (2 women) |
Birthdate: | September 26, 1967 |
Relocate?: | No |
Marital Status: | Single |
Height: | 5 ft 9 in / 175-177 cm |
Body Type: | Athletic |
Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs |
Education: | Some college |
Occupation: | I have a good one |
Race: | Black |
Religion: | Not applicable |
Have Children: | Prefer not to say |
Want Children: | Maybe |
Male Endowment: | Average/Average |
Circumcised: | Yes |
Speaks: | English |
Hair Color: | Black |
Hair Length: | Short |
Eye Color: | Brown |
Glasses or Contacts: | None |