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Introduction
I am a complicated, yet simple creature; I like a long walk off a short pier from time to time; watching paint dry is one of my favorite activities. I gotta admit - my little tiddie-nipples get all swole and handsome when I get to bear witness to grass growing in the meadows. I refuse to pay for the profile, so if there is an interest (and I'm pretty sure there won't be), we can use the ole tried and true "telepathic pull-out method" - they say that 60% of the time, it works Everytime! Unfortunately, my email Addy was prohibited, so here we are; looking & yearning, with no means to communicate. A little "G'day", or "howdy pardner", or some other generic and gag-inducing ice breaker that shows some semblance of interest...yeah, that'd be real nice. Ah well, I suppose I'll go tea-bag an ant pile or maybe hump a bee hive - It'll be a real hoot:)
Toodles
My Ideal Person A heartbeat and heavy breathing is a must...In my book, reciprocity is reciprocal. Also, my ideal woman will have skills in the gladiatorial arena, good with a knife, tomahawk, and blowgun. In conclusion, she would be a master with a set of numb-chucks whilst keeping herself tidy and "Easy on the eye". All that whilst I, in all my splendor, gently twirl my nipples and areola with gusto, as I gaze upon this battle hardened, classy, yet lovely lady.
My Ideal Person A heartbeat and heavy breathing is a must...In my book, reciprocity is reciprocal. Also, my ideal woman will have skills in the gladiatorial arena, good with a knife, tomahawk, and blowgun. In conclusion, she would be a master with a set of numb-chucks whilst keeping herself tidy and "Easy on the eye". All that whilst I, in all my splendor, gently twirl my nipples and areola with gusto, as I gaze upon this battle hardened, classy, yet lovely lady.
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Stained, Tommy Emmanuel
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
Anywhere
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Prefer not to say
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Looking For: Women |