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Fifty Sheds Of Grey
The novel “Fifty Shades Of Grey” has seduced women – and baffled blokes.
Now , Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men.
The book's author Colin Grey recounts his love encounters at the bottom of the garden.
Fifty "Sheds" Of Grey
We tried various positions – round the back, on the side, up against a wall.
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She stood before me, trembling in my shed.
She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder
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“Harder!” she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. “Harder!”
I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my
“Are you sure you can take the pain?” she demanded, brandishing stilettos.
“Are you sure you want this?” I asked. “When I’m done, you won’t be able
“Punish me!” she cried. “Make me suffer like only a real man can!”
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I just don't know what to say maybe I should go down to the shed and think about it for a while | ||
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Way to go Mr Newbies...Head down to the 'Tool Shed' for a while! | ||
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wouldn't you know it, painted the shed 49 shades of grey and run out of paint, not a hardware in the area with the 50th shade anywhere, have to see if I can special order it | ||
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Never happens in my shed | ||
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I'm cold. | ||
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"She stood before me, the love of my life, trembling in my shed. 'You're mine tonight sweetheart' I said, as I moved toward her. I was wearing leathers I had purchased that day, and I felt them pulling as I mounted her. She felt tight, but I knew she would loosen up once we got moving. 'Rhonda the Honda, it's been a while' I thought, as we slowly rolled out the door." | ||
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quote newbies1957: wouldn't you know it, painted the shed 49 shades of grey and run out of paint:O, not a hardware in the area with the 50th shade anywhere|-(d, have to see if I can special order it;) One morning as he got out of bed
Mr Newbies went out to paint his shed
Slipped off the ladder and fell on his head
Now all his sleeves are green. | ||
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you know trumby if I had more talent I could turn that into a song, something about green sleeves |
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