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These are great and some are so true, I was going to share that two ladies talking in heaven one but I will wait for a while as I know where you got that one.. I hope you get to laugh and smile a lot this weekend..
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This will keep me smiling all day!!
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Very good ones Joy, thank you.
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Hi Joy. I'm still laughing at these jokes that took me further today... "should have looked in the freezer..." 2 funny... please stay warm... one of my friends is in Canada and she said it was like "5 degrees" are you F'ng kidding me... I told her it was time to move many, many miles south... just sayin'... reminded me of this... Justin Bieber - "U Smile" Oh oh oh Yeah Hm hm hm I wait on you Forever And a day Hand and foot Your world Is my world Yeah Ain't no way You ever Gonna get any Less than you should Cause baby You smile I smile Whoa Cause whenever You smile I smile Hey, hey, hey Your lips My biggest weakness Shouldn't have let you know I'm always gonna do what they say If you need me I come runnin' From a thousand miles away... To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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2/23/2019 11:02 am |
God ones my friend! Happy Saturday. "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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very good, do like the suitcase one
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2/23/2019 11:10 am |
Thanks for making me smile Joy! P.S. I used to have an account on here as CNYMale4Fun (from Syracuse) but it got deleted, along with free Gold Membership, 1650 Friends and 3500 points... I'd sure like to be Friends again but can't send you a request. If you want send me one and then it'll be easier to keep up with your Blogs!
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Oh dear god, the airline one! Reminds me of when Wifey and I flew to Germany. We'd purchased a third (empty) seat, for Wifey, because she's claustrophobic, so having room to not be squished by strangers helps her breathe through a 12 hour flight without doping her senseless on sedatives. It had the side benefit of letting us take extra luggage ... right? Well the luggage check-in was no problem. That helped us a lot, so that we could hit Germany running. But then, the bitch (and I don't use that term lightly, I mean it in this case, it was well deserved) TSA hindrance between the luggage point and security stops us and won't let us through because we have three carry-ons. To her, it didn't matter that we had three tickets. Or an empty seat. Her problem was that we were only two people, so were allowed only two carry-ons. After arguing with her I finally just grabbed Wifey's purse and put it in my carry-on bag, turning the status of her third carry-on into her purse now. (Why men don't get purses that aren't counted as carry-ons is beyond me.) There. Two carry-ons. Problem solved. She tried to fight it, but finally had to let us through as the line behind us kept getting longer and she no ground left to stand on whatsoever. And immediately after crossing the bitch's gate, I pulled WIfey's purse back out. While the bitch watched. Have a nice day! Damn TSA asshats. Even an herb as sweet as basil is nothing without its bite. Lord Basil
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Some funny and thoughtful memes. That 'food' pic is actually a sausage roll
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All funny .... made for a good starter to the weekend !! ...... Oh and yes all TSA persons are ASSHATs !!!.... They cant help themselves they missed out on the Walmart greeter opening! ~Farl
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the X-ray!
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Hahahaha that hotdot one was hilarious
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Do you know what the last sound a pubic hair makes before it hits the floor? Petweewy! Sometimes it is Hawwwk petweewy! for the deep ones! I have made this sound a lot over the years. Loved every minute of it too!
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Really some good ones there... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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The freezer joke killed me (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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2/23/2019 8:53 pm |
Those 2 ladies in heaven made me smile. Thanks!
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Hi Beautiful! Love them Joy! Just got home been with gf tonight. Had dinner at Red Lobster. Hot to her house and she said I think we should go to bed now wow Joy! That was 6:30 I finally got out of her bed at 11:30 what a night. She wanted me to stay the night but was worried about the high winds for tomorrow up to 60 mph here. I told her the next time I would back a bag and would stay with her all night. She is a awesome lady Joy! Butch
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Ty Joy you made my weekend hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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2/24/2019 6:55 am |
Weekend humor usually help make a good weekend. thx for sharing
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Great Jokes and Memes Thanks JOY Please visit my Blog "Older but no Wiser"
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