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I'm naked because they'll never recognize me without my uniform
I'm naked because they'll never recognize me without my uniform Have you ever run out of bread so you made a sandwich with a hamburger bun ? Why does that seem to wrong ? Somehow using a bagel seems less wrong . Also that sentence makes no sense because a hamburger bun IS bread . But you know what I mean . I called customer service for the bank that has all the money that was left in my health savings account from my last job and the lady asked if I had my account number and I said yes and she was astonished . And then she asked if I knew what my last charge was and I said yes and she was astonished . And then she asked if I knew my PIN and I said yes and she was astonished . And so on . Clearly she wasn't used to getting a lot of cooperation . People LOVE to shit all over customer service , and rightly so in some cases but I bet a lot of the time it's just as bad from the other angle - people call in demanding something being fixed without having any information or even really knowing what they want . The closest I've ever come to working customer service is once in a blue moon at my old job they'd offer triple time to anyone who would come help out taking calls in the bankruptcy department . All I ever did was try to explain to people that declaring bankruptcy was not a get out of jail free card where you just got to keep all your stuff for free . I don't think any of them believed me - until they got evicted from their house anyway . I was chatting with a gal last night and she sent me a picture of her face and it reminded me of a long time ago when that happened and after I said whatever I said the lady expressed her gratitude and surprise that I didn't make some remark about wanting to ejaculate on said face . She asked me why I didn't say that and I said to her I said "Well mostly because I don't want to do that but also even if I did that seems like it would be coming on pretty strong - no pun intended" . She thought that was the funniest thing ever even though it's not . Humor is strange . I posted this long ago , but here's some highlights from that conversation . For context my profile at the time talked a lot about trains . Her - Do you think you could get in a train locomotive and just by moving the switches and levers at random make the train move down the track ? Me - Eventually I'm sure something would happen . Her - At a high rate of speed ? Me- Oh yes , I'm sure it would be barreling out of control if I got it moving . Her - And do you think , again , by just moving the controls at random you could get the train to stop . Me - Maybe , a sudden stop probably not , just getting it to stop at all ? Sure . Her - Would you be willing to strike things that were on the tracks , like cars ? Me - I don't think there's a lot of choice there right ? You can't really steer a train . Her - And would you be willing to tell people that you took the train without permission ? Me - I'd probably try to blame someone else somehow . Her - And would you start a fight with someone ? Me - Like who ? Her - Anyone who was around . Me - Probably not . Her - Do you think you could drive a train over a cliff and live ? Me - Why would train tracks take you off a cliff ? You do know that trains have tracks right ? Her - Would you just go somewhere and wait there until I contacted you ? Me - Sure Her - Even if it was years later ? Me - Maybe , depends where I am . Her - Do you smoke ? Me - No Her - Would you ? Me - Sure Her - Would you smoke a lot ? Me - As much as it takes . Her - Can you operate a crane ? Me - No . Her - Well that's good , we don't need anyone swinging a crane around . Do you ever have one of those days where you wake up and you wonder , what am I doing on this planet ? Me - Many times . Her - Would you be willing to change your religion ? Me - Maybe Her - Would you be willing to publicly renounce Jesus Christ as your lord and savior ? Me - Sure Her - Are you familiar with ants ? Me - I've seen them in movies . Her - Would you be willing to let ants crawl on you and bite you ? Me - Sure Her - How many ants would you let bite you ? Me - As many as it takes . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Cerise appeared in the 2006 storyline "Annihilation" as a member of the Graces, a group of female warriors, led by Gamora Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Reading that train discussion I thought it was going in the direction of the classic ethics quandary. Where the scenario is that if you go down one track you’ll hit seven people, down the other fork you’ll just hit one - most people say they’d throw the switch to go down the track where they’d only kill one person. But if the question is, ‘Would you push this guy off a bridge if it would somehow stop the train and keep it from hitting seven people?” usually the answer is no. Anyway, have that conversation the next time you’re chatting up a woman. I’m sure it’ll get you laid.
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I purposely buy hamburger buns to make sandwiches. They are easier to hold without the need to cut them in half. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I think you should have limited the ant bites. but if you were going for the kill, well played. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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